Or, maybe a more appropriate jumping-off point is the tights worn over pants. And the overly chunky socks with patent, platform, peep-toed Mary Janes. Or, the festively sequined, jauntily skewed hat. This outfit is so insane that it's completely beyond any criticism, so let's move on to the real issue. This outfit is actually far from the most surprising thing in this photo — click through to the next page to see what we mean.
Notice anything strange about this picture? No, it's not Viv's outfit. It's that guy in the background who appears to be wearing nothing but a gigantic Chutes and Ladders board. Excellent draping and great accessorizing with the white sneaks. This is going to be all the rage next season. Ladies, get out your Monopoly boards.
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