To stand out, women who want to look fancy usually opt for sequins, but these are two sequined dresses that push the envelope in a really uncomfortable way. Presenting, two handmade dresses from London-based The Rodnik Band. We don't know which one makes us feel more twisty inside—The Nude Dress with pubic hair that looks like a used coffee filter or The Urinal Dress that comes with a weird penile spigot that. Interested? These dresses will cost you around $2.5k, and are available here and here.