Hungover? We told you to take it easy on the Guinness yesterday. Look, we're all for tying one on, but we prefer the pageantry and pomp of St. Patrick's Day to the whiskey raging and eventual citations for public drunkenness. So, to smooth out the rough edges this AM, we offer a toned down album of our favorite shots from the St. Patrick's Day Parade where everyone—babies and dogs in canine wheelchairs included—is a little bit Irish and there's neither bar fight nor boozer to be seen.
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