The big Vs, Vanity Fair and Vogue, always have two of the most highly anticipated September issues, and today the rumor-savvy Page Six editors over at the New York Post claim they know what big names will grace both covers. For VF, the paper says the under-house-arrest "actress" Lindsay Lohan will make her second appearance on the front, not even a year after her October 2010 outing which chronicled the details of her downfall. Since she's still pretty much a wreck, we can't imagine what else there's left to write about. Anna Wintour's choice is infinitely more interesting—a pictorial of Kate Moss' upcoming wedding which will be shot by Mario Testino. If Moss' past partying habits are anything to go by, we bet Lohan wishes she was there.