So much happened this week! In between Anna Wintour's poetic analogies and Valentino thinking girls look so ugly these days, we can barely keep up! Below, our 10-items-or-less round-up of all that matters in the worlds of fashion, love, and beyond...
1. Rachel Bilson gets burgled, and the lucky bastard made off with a lifetime's worth of shoes, bags, and jewelry. On an unrelated note, how amazing is our new Chanel purse and matching quilted flats? (E!)
4. Hot-to-trot Hillary Rhoda and Jets player Mark Sanchez: Like the new Tom and Gisele...or Brangelina, since we all know they're practically over. (NYP)
5. Jeggings. Like the hell child between a hipster's skinnies and a Long Island girl's leggings-as-pants, Whitney Port is first out in the trend that will no doubt begin infecting the Meatpacking like hepatitis. (The Cut)
7. Mischa Barton returns to our tellies with a new CW show, "The Beautiful Life," reminding us why her acting career has been so non-existant all these years. Oh Zac, why did you let yourself get mixed up in this? (Fashion Copious)