It Happened This Week: Kate Moss Strains Her Vocal Chords, LiLo Is a Thief (Again), and Gisele’s Got One in the Oven

2. We attended the Whitney Art Party but spent most of the night waiting by the kitchen. But at least Olivia Chantecaille had a more inspired moment—a sculpture matched her dress! Fascinating. (Style.com)

3. Kate Moss gets paid a hefty $77,000 to do drunken karaoke. And to think, when we do drunken karaoke, we get paid $10 and a beer to stop. (Daily Mail)

4. Jesus resurrected! Oh, no, it's just Madonna's lover, Jesus Luz, in the new Dolce & Gabbana campaign. (Telegraph)

5. Plus-size fashion gets a big media boost thanks to Beth Ditto's new line. (Jezebel)

6. LiLo uses the best discount of all...the five-finger one. (The Cut)

7. Jimmy Choo set to drive women mad with a new H&M collab. (Pipeline)

8. Agyness Deyn might quit modeling and leave New York. But her pixie-haired imposters will still lurk on the Lower East Side. (Mirror)

9. Monday night's CFDA Awards christened Wang, Proenza, and Rodarte as winners, among others. (Fashionologie)

10. In the 21st century, we don't have toga-wearing men slinging mud and feces at each other in a ring. We have Bruno slinging Germanisms at Karl Lagerfeld on Twitter. Oh, the future. (SMH)