Oh, your jeans are recently washed? They're new and raw, without even a fray at the hem? Nerd. Of course, we're kidding, but if there were ever a time for even the most meticulous among us to embrace messed-up denim, it would be now. Naturally distressed and banged-up from adventuring, hole-riddled bottoms are a mark of a person who knows how to have a good time. If you're always accidentally tearing the knees of your new baby blues, we guarantee you're someone who could be our friend.
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