Sex toys have come a long way since their cold metal, leopard-printed, battery-powered clit-numbing vibrator days. The “because it’s 2019” toys are a whole new class of USB-chargeable, waterproof, soft-silicone joy, and some of them work without really touching you. Yes, they just magick your puss with their secret sex vibes! No, we didn’t know about this either!
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