Yeah, yeah, we know we're a little late to this party, but we felt like we couldn't not post Countess LuAnn de Lesseps music video before the three-day weekend. While her new single may be titled "Chic, C'est La Vie," as with most things Real Housewives Of New York-related, take that with a Pinot Grigio glassful of hyperbole. Unless, of course, Atlantic City is your idea of chic (note: you cannot fly from NYC to AC in a "jet"). While we won't begin to comment on her grace's singing ability, save for a referral to Lionel Logue, we've got to point out that even Ramona is smart enough to figure out that when you're filming a nightclub scene, shelling out another $200 for more extras is worth it. But maybe that money was blown hiring Teri Hatcher's makeup artist and monogramming some Korbel. In spite, or maybe because of this low-budget shit, LuAnn is officially the fiercest, bossiest Housewive of them all. Jill, don't blow this, too.