Anonymity is an incredibly useful thing. For starters, it allows people to do and say things that they wouldn't be comfortable doing publicly — great things like donating to charity, donating organs, oh, and asking me to speak for my race as a whole.
While most people would simply ignore these sorts of questions in their Tumblr "ask box," I took the liberty of speaking to the question of how we black people, as a unit, unanimously feel about the whimsical season of spring. It's important to know how entire races feel about things, and I am honored to bring you the facts from our monthly Black People Meeting.