16 Christmas-Themed Sex Toys For Everyone On The Naughty List

Christmas is the most wonderful time of year and all, but let's not forget what it's really about: getting new toys. As a kid, there's nothing more thrilling than finding a pile of toys just for you underneath the tree on Christmas morning. And honestly, if there were a pile of new sex toys waiting for you now, chances are you'd be just as stoked.

Believe it or not, there are lots of Christmas-themed sex toys out there for those of us on the Naughty List. From candy cane vibrators to jingle bell ben wa balls, we found the cutest holiday sex toys to buy this year as a gift or just to have yourself. Because Santa Claus shouldn't be the only one coming this year.

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This glass candy cane-shaped dildo is pretty enough to pass as a glass ornament (just clean it first).
Adam and Eve Adam & Eve Candy Dreams Glass Dildo, $39.95 Buy
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Treat your partner to an erotic massage with this handheld massager.
Lovehoney Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager, $8.99 Buy
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This scrumptious salted caramel massage candle is perfect for hygge nights in with your partner.
Honey Birdette Salted Caramel Soy Massage Candle, $30.00 Buy
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Mint-flavored lube turns a penis or sex toy into a refreshing candy cane.
Swiss Navy Swiss Navy Candy Cane Flavored Lubricants 4 OZ, 72CT, $11.99 $8.39, Buy
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A pair of jingle bell nipple tassels for your "sleigh ride."
Adam and Eve Jingle Bells Nipple Pasties, $15.95 Buy
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Candy stripes on this waterproof vibrator add a subtle festive touch.
Adam and Eve Candy Cane Waterproof Vibrator, $16.95 Buy
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This strawberry flavored gel is supposed to make your clitoris more sensitive and "tingly" during oral sex. Keep in mind it might take 10 to 15 minutes for the tingle to kick in, so wait it out before you apply more.
Adam and Eve Adam & Eve Tingle Gel And Gift, $12.95 $10.95, Buy
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This vibrator pulses in time with Christmas carols. Recommended soundtrack: "Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)."
Mystery Vibe Crescendo, $179.00 Buy
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These may look like innocent jingle bells, but they're actually ben wa balls.
Lovehoney Lovehoney BASICS Gold Jiggle Balls 56g, $8.99 Buy
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Rub this minty balm on your or your partner's nipples for a cooling and hardening sensation. Baby, it's cold outside — right?
Sensuva Sensuva Ice Cube Flavored Cooling Nipple Balm 0.15 fl. oz, $11.99 Buy
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Put your gift-wrapping skills to work with these silky ribbon ties. They're 49.5 inches long, and have a pre-made loop that makes tying a cinch.
Lovehoney Lovehoney Oh! Silky Bondage Restraints, $14.99 Buy
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A sexy vanilla massage candle is the next best thing to smelling like freshly baked cookies.
Jimmy Jane Afterglow Massage Oil Candle, $29.00 Buy
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This gift set has everything you need for Christmas-themed sex: portable mistletoe, pasties, a vibrator, a Santa hat, and more.
Spencer's Bodywand Under The Mistletoe Gift Set, $79.98 Buy
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There's a sexy surprise inside each of these crackers, and you can specify whether you're buying for someone with a clitoris or someone with a penis.
Lovehoney Kinky Christmas Crackers, $14.99 Buy
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Need a reindeer game to play on Christmas Eve? Consider this adult truth or dare box, and prepare to break the ice in your relationship.
Babeland I Dare You, $14.95 Buy
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There's a vibrator discreetly hidden inside this candy cane packaging.
Spencer's Hide a Vibe Multi Speed Candy Cane Vibrator- 7 Inch, $14.99 Buy
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