As a kid, Halloween is all about the candy and getting spooked. But as an adult, the holiday becomes a lot sexier. Whether you're into sexy costumes, role play, or
trying out some new kinks, there's a way for pretty much everyone to get their freak on for All Hallows' Eve.
From hooking up in a haunted house to some of the most hilarious costume pairings, the people of
Reddit have shared some seriously wild Halloween tales. We've rounded up 30 of Reddit's best stories to get you in the mood: some you'll want to try at home, some you'll want to tell at your next Halloween party, and some (like the Mr. Rogers thing) you may want to promptly forget.
"I was dressed as Elsa, when my boyfriend was close, I told him to 'Let it go.' He was not impressed, but otherwise it was good."
"Hooked up as Batman and Robin. She was Batman."
"We threw a Halloween party last year.
Through the Looking Glass
-themed. She was Alice and I was the Mad Hatter. There is something about me in a suit that she likes, so about midway through the party we had to take a quick break. It was amazing."
"I went as a mummy one year, wrapped in actual cloth.I got lucky that night. Unraveling me for 15 minutes was the best/funniest part!"
"I fucked the devil."
"I went to a Halloween sex party last night… The strangest thing to me was having to find the bits and pieces of clothing and costume as we were trying to leave and having to navigate through a sea of sex acts for the lost sock and pants."
"I hooked up with Slenderman. Let's just say he's not so slender down there,
if you know what I mean."
"My GF and I tried, but it didn't work too well: a gladiator having sex with a bunny just isn't meant to be."
"I bagged Indiana Jones while I was Princess Peach."
"I made out with my crush at a party while dressed up as sexy Olaf the snowman. All my friends joked that I was going to '
"Went to a party, the theme was 'Enchantment Under the Sea Dance/Zombie Jamboree,' so some people dressed up like zombies. I didn't know most of the people. Highlights: We made 1,000 jello shots, my friend lost his virginity, and one of the neighbors thought,
oohhh college party, better show up naked and ready to dance!
and ended up locking himself out of his house without any clothing."
"Had a drunken threesome with a sexy girl baseball player and Mr. Rodgers (I was a sexy nun)."
"I'm surprising my partner this year with a Poison Ivy costume. He's a pretty big fan of DC, and a fan of my legs, so hopefully he'll like it."
"While dressed as Batman on Halloween I asked Harley Quinn on a date. Both of us agreed not to reveal our real names or faces."
"I was dressed up as Batman, my friend was dressed up as the Flash, and my fuck bud was dressed as Superman. Long story short, Batman and the Flash got fucked by Superman."
"Fred Flintstone took me to Bedrock…the cuddles were dino-mite."
"My Leslie Knope costume helped me hook up with a cute boy at a Halloween party. Excellent kisser 10/10."
"Another high school teacher party story, went to a public party hosted by a radio station with a DJ and found a co-teacher there dressed as a dominatrix, who was drunk, in stilettos, holding a man down on the floor by her feet."
"Last year we were going back to my apartment, but the weather changed so bad that we got lost. We found an old haunted house; no one was there. I took off my shirt and jacket to make her warm, and to make it short we had sex in the haunted house."
"We played Strip-or-treating. Whenever the doorbell rings, everyone takes off a piece of clothing! Whoever is most dressed has to give the kids some candy."
"I had sex on the roof of the honors dorm of my college. She was dressed as a devil and bent over the side of the building. I was dressed as a chef."
"Ex-wife and I had sex right after a zombie pub crawl. We were covered in fake blood. It was sticky and awful."
"I wanted to have sex with this girl I've been hitting on, but now doubly so since I found out we're both going as Rosie the Riveter this year. Boy would that be hot."
"Dressed as a clown once and got laid in a shed behind a frat house. My makeup was all over her face."
"We’re going as a chicken and an egg. We'll find out who comes first."
"Friend of mine got laid in a lobster costume. We were equally surprised he had sex as we were that he did it in costume."
"Dressed as Sweeney Todd I ended up hooking up with a sexy spider...one of the more bizarre nights I've had."
"I went as Harley Quinn one year (way before suicide squad) and my boyfriend went as the joker. Sexy role play costume sex ensued, and it was awesome."
"A chick dressed up in a skimpy toga and a beard and named herself 'Socra-tease.'"
"If you want to talk weird Halloween costume duplicate sex, there was 2014 where I had sex in a costume involving a horse mask, with a girl also wearing a horse mask."