Question: what happens when you mix a Christmas pudding with a pair of £595 pumps? Well, these, actually.
Charlotte Olympia, the shoe designer with possibly the best vintage wardrobe we've ever seen, has created a limited edition range of footwear and party clutches that give her iconic designs a seriously festive overhaul.
In addition to these pudding pumps, you can get your paws on jingle-bell-embellished Dolly heels (perfect for Mrs. Claus). And of course, there is a liberal application of mistletoe, glitter, red berry beads, Swarovski crystal-encrusted snowmen, and gold gilded ribbon across the entire nine-piece collection.
True, these pieces have a limited shelf life, but if you're party-hopping between now and December 25, we reckon the price-per-wear will make these beauties feel like an utter bargain come the end of the month. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.