30 Sex Toys That Are Almost Too Pretty To Use

In the great, wide world of sex toys, looks aren't everything. In fact, looks should probably take a back seat to a sex toy's price, design, and, you know, how it actually makes you feel. That said, it never hurts to add something truly gorgeous to your toy box. After all, why do you think crystal dildos, glass butt plugs, and whimsical vibrators exist?

So we decided to round up some of our favorite sex toys that are just as fun to look at as they are to use. They range from bargain-priced plugs that happen to be made from beautiful stone to total luxury items, because we like to think that beauty is everywhere.

Click through to feast your eyes on 30 of the prettiest sex toys out there. Did we overlook your favorite? Let us know in the comments.
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Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.
Yes, this highly polished, 24-karat gold butt plug comes with matching cuff links. Never hide.
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Photo: Courtesy of Chakrubs.
You can use this yoni egg for its intended purpose — or use it to upstage all of your friends' Easter decorations next spring.
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Photo: Courtesy of Pleasure Chest.
This oceanic vibrator's design is beautifully fluid and ergonomic for your comfort — talk about form and function.
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Photo: Courtesy of Good Vibrations.
Speaking of oceanic, this glass dildo's deep-blue color will totally transport you.
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Photo: Courtesy of Narcisse.
This metal butt plug is topped with an iridescent gemstone, which will make any penetrative play feel a bit more magical.
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Photo: Courtesy of Crave.
This minimalist vibrator looks simple, but its streamlined design actually gives it an exciting assortment of edges and surfaces to explore.
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Each pair of these hand-made, hand-polished Ben Wah balls are one-of-a-kind (and make great paperweights, too).
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Photo: Courtesy of AVE.
If this dreamy vibrator reminds you of the clouds in Super Mario or the "A Whole New World" scene in Aladdin, you're not alone.
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Photo: Courtesy of Babeland.
Not only does this cushioned wedge make certain positions way easier, it makes for a cutesy accent in any bedroom, too.
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Photo: Courtesy of Enchanted Pleasures.
If you've ever thought you didn't need a sapphire-studded cock ring that's inspired by the jewelry of upper-class Byzantine citizens, think again.
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Photo: Courtesy of Fucking Sculptures.
Hold the galaxy in your hand with this limited-edition, space-themed dildo.
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Photo: Courtesy of NJoy.
If you wanted, you could pass this metal dildo off as a piece of modern art.
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Photo: Courtesy of Lovehoney.
This anal probe is perfect for beginners. And is it just us, or does it look strangely similar to an oh-so-mystical smoky quartz crystal?
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Photo: Courtesy of Ohmibod.
If you're looking for a vibrating ring to add to your partnered play, make it this sweet little pink number.
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Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.
Regardless of your gardening experience, this floral-themed vibrator is hard to resist.
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Photo: Courtesy of Babeland.
Is this a delightfully compact vibrator with super-stimulating ridges and grooves or is this simply a lovely seashell you found on the beach? Either way, it'll look right at home on your nightstand.
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Photo: Courtesy of Good Vibrations.
Nothing like a multi-colored fan of ostrich feathers to brighten up your room — and your evening.
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Photo: Courtesy of NJoy.
This metal dildo is another great minimal option. Its high curve adds fluidity to its already smooth design. (Oh, and it's a great choice for people into G-spot stimulation.)
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Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.
Although the original NEA was no slouch, the second iteration of this popular massager comes in obsidian black with gold floral etchings, perfect for the Baroque goth in all of us.
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Photo: Courtesy of Stress No More.
Let's be real — your pelvic floor needs working out, just like the rest of your body. So why not tackle your kegels with a kit that happens to come in millennial pink?
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Photo: Courtesy of Chakrubs.
We feel noticeably chiller just looking at this snow-white jade dildo, so imagine what it's like to use it.
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Photo: Courtesy of PinkCherry.
These aptly named pleasure pearls are prettier (and more useful) than any earrings we've ever gotten.
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Photo: Courtesy of Narcisse.
This gorgeous dildo is touted by the brand as "candy for your vagina," and between its bright pink color and ridged shaft, we can see why.
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Photo: Courtesy of Crave.
This vibe doubles as jewelry. If silver isn't your taste, don't worry — it comes in gold and rose gold, too.
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Photo: Courtesy of Enchanted Pleasures.
This hand-poured and hand-carved stone dildo comes in an ultra-soft leather pouch — not that you'll want to hide this beaut, anyway.
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Photo: Courtesy of Doc Johnson.
If those metal dildos were modern art, we're going to go ahead and say that this massager could be mistaken for an abstract sculpture.
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Photo: Courtesy of Bijoux Indiscrets.
This pocket-sized vibrator puts our favorite cocktail rings to shame.
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Photo: Courtesy of Nobessence.
This polished wood dildo is like the vacation home of sex toys — a little more rustic than your go-to, but so charming that you don't care.
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Photo: Courtesy of SheVibe.
With its removable bullet massager and harness-friendly design, this ice-blue dildo can do almost anything (and look good while doing it).
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Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Delights.
As if a sleek glass butt plug isn't pretty enough, this one comes with a genuine fox tail — just make sure you're caring for it so it stays that pretty.
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