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Normal? Uh, what’s that? The unicorns shall inherit the Earth this week, as weird and wonderful Uranus sings two killer duets. The first is on Monday, with liberated, adventurous Jupiter. Tear a page from Caitlyn Jenner’s “free at last” notebook. Whatever your authentic expression is, it’s time to let it rip. Flip back to March 3, when Uranus and Jupiter hosted a similar meetup. What gets unleashed this week could be the scintillating sequel to a springtime trailer. On Sunday, it’s love planet Venus that does the Nae Nae with Uranus. So you thought you had a type? Guess again. There could be some seriously odd couples popping up this weekend. #NoJudgmentsPlease
But watch out! There could also be a mini-identity crisis for some stargazers out there. On Tuesday, communication planet Mercury locks into a tricky square with master of illusion David Blaine Neptune. Don’t suspend good judgment while “experimenting.” There are some limits we shouldn’t push, even if peer pressure is strong. There could be some brain fog too (an echo of the hazy vibes that went down the first week of June). Stay alert when driving and walking. Put down the selfie stick and (yes, this seems obvious, but…) don’t post on Instagram while crossing the street.
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