15 Reasons Blue Ivy's Life Is Better Than Yours

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Is it weird to be jealous of a 3-year-old? Yes, absolutely. How about when that 3-year-old happens to be Ms. Blue Ivy Carter, supreme scion to the Jay Z and Beyoncé dynasty? Baby girl is living large, and we're just a teensy bit envious.
In honor of Blue's third birthday today, we're taking the opportunity to remind you just how good this toddler has it. North West may have the Mommy-and-Me furs and Vogue photo shoots, but Blue's got access to private jets, designer togs, and Queen Bey's lap. She dresses better than most people, vacations in the most exotic of locales, and spends her days learning dance routines from the master herself. What have you done lately?
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In fact, she's probably celebrating her birthday today by having Prince serenade her with a rendition of "Let It Go" while Kelly Rowland hands out Nets floor seats as party favors. That's just how this kid rolls, people. Consider the evidence ahead...
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Her parents are superstars.

Superstars who can't resist the whole swinging baby trick.
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She gets to have Solange as her aunt.

Everything about Solange just screams "cool aunt." She'll keep secrets, spoil her to death, and sneak her sips of champagne when she's older.
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You'll never get this close to the "Mona Lisa."

A private audience at the Louvre? Youth really is wasted on the young.
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Her costumes aren't from the drugstore.

Does Blue have a clue who Michael Jackson is? Maybe not. Does it matter when she looks this damn adorable? Heck no. The sequined cuffs and loafers are killing us.
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She wears custom designs.

And, now we have "Say My Name" stuck in our heads.
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She gets to kiss Beyoncé.

Just another precious mother-daughter moment.
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She travels in style (Part 1).

Guess who these hot wheels belong to?
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She travels in style (Part 2).

Jay Z doesn't tote around just anyone, you know.
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She travels in style (Part 3).

Nobody is going to complain about this screaming kid on the flight.
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She gets baby manicures.

Blue by name, pink by preference.
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This is what mommy-time looks like.

Think she's already figured out how to take selfies?
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She's got Hova wrapped around her finger.

Not so tough now, Pops.
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The shoes.

Aww.
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Seriously, the shoes.

Aww times 2.
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Did we mention the shoes?

One day, Blue. One day.
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