If you thought the most exciting thing to happen to you today would be getting $50 off a plasma screen TV, you thought wrong. In fact, why don't you go ahead and ditch that shopping cart right now, leave the mall, and find a nice, comfortable place with WiFi and zero shoppers to distract you.
All set? Good. Now, press play on the video below. No big deal — it's only the new teaser trailer for Stars Wars: The Force Awakens. Not only is it significantly longer than most of the blink-and-you'll-miss-it ads running these days, but it also looks AWESOME. Take a bow, J.J. Abrams.
Bring on the desert landscape, Millennium Falcon action shots, Stormtroopers, lightsabers, and cute robots. There's also an intense voiceover saying, "There has been an awakening — have you felt it? The dark side, and the light."
Oh, we've felt it alright. Unfortunately, we won't actually get to see it until December 2015. What the hell are we supposed to do until then?
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