Anna Kendrick's New Boyfriend Is A Eunuch

In July, Anna Kendrick told Elle no one's hit on her in about five years. Alfie Allen, now known as the smartest man on the planet, saw this as an opportunity of a lifetime. Following his July 11 split from girlfriend Jaime Winstone, he apparently went to work pursuing the Pitch Perfect star. The two were spotted on a date in Las Vegas this week at SushiSamba. A source says they asked for "a dark table," which is probably the one thing you don't ask for if you play Theon Greyjoy on TV.

It's very possible the two were just out for a friendly dinner. But, Kendrick's got a history of dating British guys (hey, Edgar Wright). While the rumors are still in the churning process, there's one thing we know for certain: It was very hard to write this news without making a bunch of jokes about the fact Allen plays a guy without a penis. Very hard, indeed. (Hollywood.com)

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