Forget Scorsese: Black Women Run Hollywood

Don't let the numbers fool you. Minorities may be underrepresented in film and TV, but as it turns out, it's all just a clever ruse to conceal the real Hollywood decision-makers: a secret, underground coven of black women. At least according to the latest clip from the geniuses at Funny Or Die.

Alfre Woodard and Jurnee Smollett star in the satirical video about "the greatest secret in all of Hollywood." Forget Scorsese. Coppola isn't actually calling the shots. This operation chooses to fly under the radar, but they still have a hand in every Hollywood project, having "traded credit for freedom and control." A role playing George Clooney's sister's nanny? Why, it's merely a chance to quietly oversee the entire movie, of course. Clever, eh? (Funny Or Die)