Jay Z's Not Kanye's Best Man, Just His Businessman

America's Royal Wedding is a mere nine days away, and Jay Z has reportedly RSVP'd with a resounding oui! He won't, however, be Monsieur Kanye West's best man at the Parisian altar where Kimye will ceremonially tie the knot. (Kim Kardashian and West are said to have been wed before the Law last week.)

RadarOnline exclusively reported that Hov gifted West a bottle of $10,000 scotch with a gold-encrusted flask, complete with an engraving that alluded to Jay's best man status. The site's anonymous source painted a twee description of what went down at the sight of the hefty bottle and blinged-out flask, saying West was "almost jumping up and down, he was so excited." The source then said he ran around the house — presumably with the rumored bottle of scotch raised above his head in triumph — saying "Jay and B are coming."

TMZ, however, shot down Radar's post as a rumor and reports that the only best man Jay will be is best businessman. West was recently signed to Hov's Roc Nation label, which needs to agree that whatever prenuptial agreement Kimye signs won't affect Roc Nation's client's interest — proverbial blinged-out flasks and all. (Huffington Post)