Rihanna Has A Complicated Relationship With Her Rear

Well, the mystery of where Rihanna was during this year's Grammys has been solved. She was in bed watching movies — you know, a casual thing to be doing when you're awarded Best Urban Contemporary Album. Though RiRi didn't rihspond to our own personal query, she did reveal her whereabouts to E!'s Alicia Quarles during her promotional tour for the new MAC Viva Glam lipstick.

Makeup, however, took the backseat of their conversation. Rihanna candidly talked about her own body issues. "I do pick on my body," she admitted. "We walk in front of the mirror and we look at our butt." Instead of pulling a booty tooch, though, she apparently says, "Ew. It's still flat."

Perhaps we need to make an appointment to see the eye doctor because "flat" isn't the first word that comes to mind when we watch, say, "Pour It Up." Nor is it when we casually pore through her Instagram; envy, however, is a definite. (E!)