This Terrifying Vibrator Will Take You To "Third-Level" Orgasms

Here at R29, we're all about investigating the latest and greatest toys and tips to "get you there." So, when we heard there was a "third level" orgasm and a unique, gynecologist-designed toy to deliver it, our ears perked up. And, what we got was a little unexpected.

UK sex toy retailer Ann Summers put some gynecologists to work figuring out exactly how to pleasure a woman in all the right ways. The result is the Ultimate G, a knobby, elongated device that somehow calls to mind Alien or a tool your dental hygienist might employ. Not what we're usually looking for in a sex toy, but okay. Though it's admittedly odd looking, it's easy to see how it might succeed where other toys have failed. A lot of G-spot toys don't contain any external stimulation, and this one looks like it offers plentiful vibes on the outside.

But, what is this third-level orgasm, you may ask? It's not entirely clear to me, though a more in-depth explanation can be found in this article, "Four Levels of Cosmic Orgasm." It does seem to involve "fulfillment and connection in all aspects of our beings," which, frankly, sounds awesome.

What do you think? Would you use this oddly-contorted toy or give it a pass? (Nerve)