We begin our journey with TLC's "Sleigh Ride"
Because the only thing better than TLC is TLC covered in sparkles.
Eartha Kitt, "Santa Baby"
So many have covered this that often the original gets forgotten. But, honestly, nobody can beat Eartha's adorable but almost stern Christmas request. She's not kidding around.
Cascada, "Last Christmas"
Do you remember the pure, unadulterated joy that is Cascada? WHAM Is hard to top in terms of enthusiasm, but Cascada's version is even more sugary-sweet. Ridiculous, but wonderful.
Snoop Dogg's Christmas Story
He actually has a wonderful talent for reading aloud. We would welcome his presence at vespers.
Charlie Brown Christmas, Scrubs Edition
Remember the time we got jacked up on morphine and jammed all night?
Cee Lo Green, "This Christmas"
This is one of the weirdest, most upsetting videos of all time. Why does that woman have a horse's head? Why is it snowing inside his mouth?