Somewhere in the far Barbadian distance, an airhorn is sounding. Its pitch, iconic to moombahton and DJ Khaled compositions, traverses space and time to alert our aural passageways that it is, indeed, time to dance. Rihanna has heard its call, and in true bad gal form, recorded its side effects.
Below is real, authentic, could-be-used-in-court footage of RiRi doing what some Disney stars try to do. We've already seen the edited twerk in her "Pour It Up" visual, but this is raw, man — raw, unrehearsed, uninterrupted rump workin' that'll hypnotize ya. Thank the digital gods that some patron saint of Instagram took the short clips of Rih dancing backstage after a tour stop and compiled them into a video. Its repetition removes the nagging gesture of having to rewind the video to verify what was just witnessed. Behold, dear readers, a true twerk to round out what's been an otherwise lackluster year in twerk attempts.