You know what's fun? Generating fake Facebook statuses on What Would I Say. You know what's more fun? Doing it with famous people.
Yes, we've all been entirely consumed by this site for the past few days, feverishly IM'ing each other all the hilarious things it whips up. But, just as we were about to get over it, things got even better. We discovered we could apply this to our favorite celebrity and brand pages. Oh, the joy! The results are weirdly, comically distilled versions of the person's or publication's tone and point of interest.
Because you've already spent dozens of hours clicking through What Would I Say, why not spend a few more minutes on this slideshow? We've collected our favorite ridiculous-isms from the nonsense generator for your giggling pleasure.