Saint Laurent Leather Roller Skates, $1,150, available at Luisa via Roma.
For the ultra-hip man in your life who's so fashion forward he's already bringing the 2010s back, it's always a hard thing to go gift shopping for him. A custom white paint job for the party yacht? He got it done last month. A three-years-to-create Kanye West for A.P.C. for Givenchy for Corbusier pair of light-up leather lamp jeans? He hasn't touched his own pair ever since Justin Bieber complimented them.
For something that's both extravagantly expensive and extravagantly useless, we'd like to direct your attention to these leather sneaker-style roller skates created by Saint Laurent. Ringing in at $1,150, this retro pair of skates are part of the Saint Laurent fall '13 collection and is available on Luisa via Roma in two sizes (On Saturday, Grazia reported that there were three...so one of you is guilty out there for pressing purchase). The leather uppers are outfitted with top-of-the-line Krypto Impulse wheels (which those in the skate circuit tell us are "very nice"). Helmet though, not included.