Lena Dunham's Emmy Plans? Stalk Kerry Washington. Duh.

They say honesty is the best policy, and Lena Dunham has just put all her cards on the table when it comes to her Emmy plans. Amidst speeches and red carpet photographs, Dunham also plans to politely stalk Kerry Washington, as previous attempts have been unsuccessful.

Dunham says, "I'll also make a more clear list of people to stalk and harass, so I can hit them up systematically rather than flail around. Last year, I did not do so well, and ended up following Kerry Washington around for 10 hours without actually talking to her."

We can't really blame her. Any chance encounter with Washington would certainly have us wondering where to begin. We have so many questions about her beauty secrets, Scandal, and, of course, what it's like to have a celebrity stalker like Dunham. (Jezebel)