Sure, there are lots of reasons to doubt the Internet's benefit to humanity and society, but when you're watching
Sharknado
on TV and simultaneously monitoring a hilarious live-Tweeting party, things look pretty rosy. Much like the Oscars, or the Grammys, or Tan Mom, talking about it is significantly more fun than watching it. So, just in case you were, for some odd reason, doing something more productive than watching ridiculous television last night, we rounded up the best for your quick and easy consumption. [Ed. Note: We do find it highly disappointing that nobody worked a Ralph Nader pun in there.]
This is how I knew today would be CRAZY. #sharknado pic.twitter.com/8BNogjkR6G
— Mockstar Photog (@mockstarphotog) July 12, 2013
Sadly, the most unbelieveable part of #SharkNado: NOT ENOUGH LA TRAFFIC.
— Grant Imahara (@grantimahara) July 12, 2013
@wilw The science is impeccable. I'm a meteorologist, I would know. #sharknadoesarereal
— Justin Gehrts (@justingehrts) July 12, 2013
@DamonLindelof We'll pay you handsomely for that Damon. And by handsomely I mean shockingly little...
— Craig Engler (@Syfy) July 12, 2013
Twist ending - Tara Reid has a dorsal fin! #sharknado
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) July 12, 2013
America: The Empire gave you tea, civilisation and the English language - and you responded with #Sharknado.
— The Dowager Countess (@theLadyGrantham) July 12, 2013
I head a radio interview with the director of #Sharknado. I seriously thought it was "Shark N.A.T.O.". Now there's a movie it'd watch.
— Dr. Jeremy Abramson (@JeremyAbramson) July 12, 2013
Just pitched my script "hurricanine" to the producers of #Sharknado about a hurricane filled with pugs. It's a very cute but deadly movie.
— Kirk Fox (@kirkfox) July 12, 2013
I'm making a prequel to #Sharknado called Whale Diarrhea Meets Tarantulavalanche
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) July 12, 2013
Possible #sharknado sequel: Whalecano
— Jim Schmiedeberg (@BSURadioJim) July 12, 2013
Please tune to CNN afterwards as experts debate, "N Word Vs. Sharknado: Which Is Worse?"
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 12, 2013
Omg omg OMG #sharknado
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) July 12, 2013