Sex For Cronuts? Yes, It's Happening



We thought we'd seen it all. First, there were the pre-dawn lines, then the black market scams, and finally, recipe hacks. But now the cronut craze has officially gone off the rails. Yesterday, NY Mag discovered this Craigslist ad, seeking a "cronut slut" willing to perform sexual favors for the cult pastry treat. Considering the mayhem of the last two months, we bet he even got some responses.

The 34-year-old white male is looking for a lady to perform a very specific act (heretofore referred to as a Cro-Job™) , for which he will compensate her with a fresh cronut from Dominique Ansel's bakery. The good news is he's drug and disease-free! So, go for it ladies! Either this guy is Dominique Ansel himself, or has some sort of secret daily access to the cronut kitchen. Or, he's just a guy willing to wait in line for four hours before sun comes up in order to get a blow job. (NY Mag)


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Images: via Craigslist and Cronut.org