Aries (March 21-April 19)
And...action! Motivator Mars (your ruling planet) zips into Aries from Monday until April 19, supersizing your ambition. Trust, Ram: Your ideas are meme-worthy. Burst back on the scene with the unapologetic verve of signmate Lady Gaga. But stay indie, Ponyboy: The goal is to produce something wholly original.
Your faith in the human race is buoyed by Monday’s new moon. Get out and play with the other kids on the planet. Organize a meet-up group of fellow enthusiasts if you’re struggling to find your peeps. Bonus points if you add a humanitarian twist. Pitch in to a neighborhood improvement project: murals, community gardens, playground cleanups, oh my!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
In the words of Gemini Kanye West, ain’t nobody effin’ with your clique. That’s because you’ve already figured out the formula: surrounding yourself with people of influence lifts you to a higher ground. For the next five weeks, fiery Mars prompts you to posse up with people whose trajectory is pointed for the sky. It’s all about who you know. Period.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Monday’s new moon in your optimistic ninth house prompts you to write your own Silver Linings Playbook. Look for the bright side, Cancer, and you’ll find it. Look for the doom and gloom and you’ll find that, too. But with spring right around the corner, wouldn’t you prefer to dwell in a sunny state? Two things that will excite: planning an epic vacay and setting a challenging goal for your career.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Thou givest fever…rawr! A spring-flinging new moon makes you quite the seductive one this week. Coupled with the libidinous powers of a five-week Mars phase and it’s #totalhorndog time for you. Single Lions prowl outside your pride. Multicultural mingling is your sexy sweet spot. Coupled? Book a getaway à deux. Paris in the springtime, perhaps?
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
You work hard for your money, but is your money working hard for you? Two words: passive income. Mars piques your interest in the world of investments for the next five weeks. Think outside the box. Heck, you might flow some funds towards a promising mobile startup or buy a house in the revitalization-bound Detroit on the cheap. What if, what if… Combining resources with your amour is another option, so don’t rule out mixing business with pleasure.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
With lusty Mars in your commitment zone from Monday through April 19, you’re ready to change your relationship status from “It’s Complicated” to “It’s On, Baby!” No more shades of grey: You want things spelled out in black and white. Okay, fine, Libra, but take a breath, too. Your sudden desire to lock ‘em in can overwhelm. Cool that fire with regular Soul Cycle spins or a vigorous boot camp class.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
With Mars in your pro zone until April 19, “starving artist” is no longer a title of distinction. Don’t give up on your dreams of scoring a record deal or becoming the next great American novelist. Just recognize that you might have to pay the bills by other means for a little while. Fortunately, Monday’s new moon keeps the creative juices flowing, fueling your imagination when the powersuit/cater-waiter uniform comes off. Power-anthem download: Scorpio Drake’s “Started From The Bottom.”
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Would you like some fries with that shake, Sagittarius? Red-hot Mars makes you a shameless exhibitionist for the next five weeks…not to mention a total fame-whore and flirt. Yeah…what? Let there be no shame in your game, Archer. Your confidence is directly proportional to the accolades you’ll receive. Let the self-promotion begin.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Rather than standing on the sidelines, go forth and find your tribe. Dabble, network, and explore until you find a good fit. Although you’re a worldly soul, don’t scoff at the locals. Monday’s new moon illuminates a BFF in your own backyard. A home reno project may consume your thoughts, too. Easy with that sledgehammer, sweets. A month, max, is all you should devote to this domestic situation.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
All hail The Mayor. Since you keep returning to that same familiar place, how about securing a more official title? Join the steering committee, buy an annual membership, collaborate with a local business and host an event. This could spell money in the bank for you, Aquarius, so think like a Kardashian and negotiate a cut.
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
You are not going gently into any goodnights. Monday marks the new moon in Pisces, which is officially Day One of your annual relaunch. Just for a moment, give your own dreams and desires top rank. We realize this is a difficult task for the zodiac’s most compassionate caretaker, but Pisces, please. If pursuing your passions pushes people away, they weren’t meant to be in your life in the first place.
Identical twin sisters Tali and Ophira Edut — known as The AstroTwins — are professional astrologers with over 15 years experience in astrology, publishing, and coaching. Their columns and predictions reach millions every month.