Archaeologists recently discovered the world's oldest handbag, buried in a grave dating somewhere between 2500 and 2200 BCE. So, we're thinking it's probably an early Alexander Wang or maybe a PS1 made of wooly mammoth hide? Wrong – it's covered in dog teeth. That's quite a way to scare prying hands away from your...erm...iPhone sculpted out of limestone? Coin purse full of dried mushrooms? Nevermind.