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Dec 26, 2012 2:30 AM EST
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Are These The Worst Christmas Presents, Ever?

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What it is: Control pants.

What it says: “Whoa there, lady, you really went crazy on the mince pies this yuletide season, didn’t you? Don’t worry, you can squelch up the fat in these bad boys.” Control pants are fine to buy for yourself, but never okay as a gift. Same applies to anti-aging moisturisers, acne treatments, and fitness DVDs.

Where to get them: Spanx Skinny Britches, from £31 Asos.

Photo courtesy of Asos

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