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Dec 26, 2012 2:30 AM EST
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Are These The Worst Christmas Presents, Ever?

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What it is: Microwave Cooking For One, by Marie T. Smith.

What it says: "YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE. YOU ARE SINGLE.*
*Because you can’t cook."

Where to get it: Out of print (sadly) but thankfully there are plenty of second-hand copies in circulation. Try here.

Photo via Bookdepository.co.uk

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