No, no one dosed your coffee. Those spirals on the Shipley & Halmos party invite really are moving… well… at least they're supposed to look like they're moving. The guys who sent us a beer-bongin' e-vite last season have upped the chemical ante with this optical illusion th… jeez… Wow. We did not need this first thing in the morning. We'll be sure to RSVP as soon as we regain our balance.