Meeting your significant other's parents is a lot like interviewing for a full-time job, with your career goal set at Director of Offpsring Management. So, dress accordingly, and take some advice from a guy who's never met the parents but been to many job offers—none of which include fertilization. Dressing for the job is more than important—it's crucial. It's a first impression that is lasting and can make or break the offer. Winning over the parents shouldn't be that hard, should it? Our advice:
1.Throw on a pair of dark denim that actually fit you. Nothing could be a worse look to your possible future in-laws than worn-out jeans, rhinestones on the back pockets, or inadvertently flashing your rear.
The Reed jean, $220 by Baldwin.
2. Wear a well-tailored shirt, not like the one you wore to your senior prom or to your "interviews" in those undergrad business classes. Try a basic flannel button-up, or a classic, fail-proof solid color.
Gitman Vintage cotton madras shirt, $165, available at Penelope's, 1913 West Division Street (at Division and Wolcott streets); 773-395-2351.
3. Ditch the black shoes that are scuffed beyond recognition, and grab a pair that have some personality like Clark's lace-up Desert Boot.
Walk-Over Derby suede bucks, $220, available at Haberdash, 607 North State Street (at Ohio Street); 312-624-8551.
4. Add a casual jacket, like a khaki trench or Barbour jacket to complete the look.
Rain Jacket by Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen, $198, available at Una Mae's, 1528 North Milwaukee Avenue; 773-276-7002.