This Week In Pants: Real-Life Hamburglars Spotted In Bay Area

Welcome to Week In Pants — a column where we celebrate all the best things that happened to your legs in the past seven days.

This week, we explore the strange-but-true tale of would-be burger thieves caught in the act when their pants — weighted down with illicit meats — fell down, making this possibly the most awkward wardrobe malfunction ever.

On the less-illegal side of things, we found workout leggings that'll make you actually want to run in a crop top and explore the emerging trend of Lady Miss Kier flares. Click ahead for your week in pants — and may the groove be forever in your hearts.