All this talk of financial turmoil and economic instability is seriously stressing us out. After watching bank after bank vanish into the ether, we need a release like now! Nothing helps us blow off some steam more than a good old fashioned shopping spree (paired with caipirinhas, naturally). Now, maybe it seems a little counterintuitive to throw down your inflating cash as the market burns, but these goods will help you weather the lean times.
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May this Bear Stearns money clip serve as a sincere reminder of the respected financial institution and a warning to Wall Street.