Video: Mariah Carey's Indescribable Appearance On HSN

Mariah is back. And we're obsessed. Beyond. For her first real post-pregnancy appearance, the diva took to HSN (inexplicably late Sunday night) to hawk everything Mariah, including jewelry with charms, perfumes, stretch hoodies, and T-straps. Starting at Midnight and lasting two hours, Carey's live set had all the drama of an episode of The Real Housewives of New York, with dashes of LuAnn ("Why are you not wearing diamonds from head-to-toe?"), Kelly ("Hi, we're twins!"), and Ramona ("I didn't know there was math involved!"). And thanks to Gawker, you can watch four minutes of ROFL-worthy moments, filled with one-liners destined to be both our new catch-phrases and an SNL skit. If anything deserves to go viral...
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