Holy Gym Time: The Hottest Models From The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

So, basically yesterday's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was exactly what you'd expect. Bodies that made us reconsider that croissant. Outfits that would seriously hamper sexy time. And singers that actually made you want to rock bejeweled peacock feathers. And here's what we've learned from our one night stand with the Angels: Orlando Bloom loves Miranda Kerr just as much as any man should (he stood up and cheered for her when she hit the runway in that $2 million bra), Beyonce is the cutest mama ever (she dance along to her husband's impromptu performance), and yes, Victoria's Secret models are truly, unbelievably, smoking-hot in person (if the camera adds 10 pounds, trust, these girls can take it). There were cartoon super-heros, '80s pop princesses, underlord vixens, and ice queens... oh, yeah, and Kanye, Jay-Z, Adam Levine (umm, why couldn't he have joined the club and stripped to his skivvies) and Nicki were there, too. Heaven, are you jealous?
Click through for the sexiest slideshow we've ever posted... we won't blame you if you bookmark it to inspire that next gym visit.
Photos: Courtesy of Victoria's Secret