Huzzah! The Vena Cava online garage sale has finally opened opened up shop, and—as promised—the collection of oddities are both hilariously covetable and affordable to boot. Unfortunately, Lisa Mayock's social security card is sold out (along with a bottle of her "Self Esteem") but there's plenty still to be charged like the misspelled friendship bracelets, archive dresses, an egg yolk phone, and a photo book of the Universe. Sign up to shop at Subports, and follow their easy instructions to cop a piece of VC castoffs! Check out the goodies here.