We once knew a girl who would paint her face in all sorts of stars and smears, back when Misshapes used to happen and she went by the name of Anarexia. Well who knew little Ana was so ahead of her time? Check this couture spread from V's swimsuit issue, due out on newsstands May 6. Mario Testino shoots Katrin Thormann in a variety of haute get-ups, from Givenchy's divine lace peaked shoulder blouse to a very Grace Jones-ish smokin' V dress by Gaultier. That ruffled Dior dress is absolutely doll-like paired with the insane coif and ring 'round the irises. Though these pieces may be thousands upon thousands of dollars, we're sure you crafty ingenues out there can hunt down some vintage counterparts.