Twitter Troll: Talbot Ups Its Image, CFDA Prep, And A Peter Jensen Worth Punching For

Teen_Vogue: "What do you get when you mix a hip Parisian fashion brand with Urban Outfitters? This awesome t-shirt, that's what. http://bit.ly/airARM" An awesome affordable T-shirt. Even better!
models: "Linda Evangelista by Mert & Marcus for TALBOTS?? Talbot's must be spending a lot of $$$ to change their image. http://bit.ly/cVjQY5" With MObama and Evangelista behind them now, will Talbots be the next J.Crew?
henryholland: "Hurrah! Found my sequined Peter Jensen jumper -it holds such fond memories- like the time someone punched me in the head 4 wearing it.. Aww" We suggest accessorizing with a helmet this time.
openingceremony: "Ever had a crazy amazing hair phase? Still in it? Show us to WIN a FREE pair of our new neon pro-keds! http://bit.ly/95VWz6" Define amazing. Like amazing bad? Because we have a shot of one of us in a half-cornrow-ed bowl cut that's fairly epic.
derekblasberg: "Steaming my Burberry glad rags for tonight's @CFDA gala. Spoiler alert: Lifetime Achievement winner Michael Kors is bringing Gwynnie Paltrow" We're just hoping Derek's using the term "Glad Rag" in the old-timey way, and not the alternative feminine napkin way. Yikes.
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