Twitter Troll: Paper <3 The Jersey Shore, Simon Doonan As Xmas Elf, and Taylor Swift to Model?

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BatGiovanna: "http://twitpic.com/sp4eb - Traveling with the sombrero. .." Of coure Giovanna Battaglia pairs her sombrero with Fendi.
prabalgurung: "Dear Santa May I make an early Xmas reqst? found out Taylor Swift is 5'11"Can she openmy Fall 2010 collctn? promise 2behave for a year xo PG" Hard to wrap though, no?
styledotcom: "Hair trend to watch (cautiously): Mousse - as in Madonna circa Desperately Seeking Susan - is back: http://bit.ly/894pFH" Is it the first of April already?
harpersbazaarus: "OK, it's an ad, but Simon Doonan is so cute in his red curly shoes as 'The Cranky Elf' that we had to watch. http://bit.ly/6qm0Qv" The hood! The ears! Simon—what are you getting us?
papermagazine: "For chrismtas all I want is booty shorts that say "I love the situation" (via @CaseyCoane)" You and us both. There might not be anything maw classiah.
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