Twitter Troll: Nail Woes, Justin Bieber Makeovers, And Alice In Wonderland Sushi

Jess_Stam: ""Dogs are way better than people." http://tweetphoto.com/19331342"" We were going to disagree, but there's no way we can snub our noses at something as adorable as that!
KatherinePower: "Dont u hate it when your nails get so long its hard 2 type on your phone? Thnx all 4 sending me your polish yesterday. Loved all the blues!" As a matter of fact, we do hate that! Especially if it messes with our awesome nail art.
OhSoCoco: "The supposed New York City doorman strike of April 21st was like the Y2K of this decade..." Wait...so are people supposed to stock up on canned goods and flashlights? But who will carry them to the elevator?
sea_of_shoes: "Definitely have to check out this Alice and Wonderland themed bar with @rokarony in Tokyo next week! http://www.diamond-dining.com/alice/" Just don't try the magic mushrooms there...
InStyle: "Oh Baby! Give your man a @justinbieber makeover! http://ow.ly/1B1H2" Because every woman has always wanted to date a 12-year-old with Carol Burnett hair.
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