KimmyStolz: "Was just a meeting with a woman who asked if I had a boyfriend and then if I found it hard to meet a man in nyc. 'Def hard for me, ma'am.'" We think you should head to the "strong drinks hot ladies" IMG party. See above.
STAGEMOMZ: "Lady in my class:'It smells in here!' Dude in my class: 'It might be your moustache.'" Wishing we were that witty today! Maybe we'll recruit him to write Twitter Troll tomorrow.