Twitter Troll: Girl Power, Oprah's Magic, and the Far Away Land Called Astoria, Queens

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SHOWstudio: "http://twitpic.com/ozve6 - Playboy-print pinafore frocks at the Miu Miu press day" Something your grandmother might buy for herself, then would return shortly after examining it closer with her bifocals.
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Jess_Stam: "Yes we are in Astoria, yes that's our psychics LV purse, and yes cappuccinos come with whipped cream here http://pic.gd/61196e" Despite traveling to the world's most far-flung locales, Jessica Stam still gets struck by exoticism upon visiting Queens.
womensweardaily: "First Lady Michelle Obama, also honored, dedicates the night to the next generation of 'doers' in a video message. #obama" Some much-needed Girl Power coming from someone who's not wearing pleather platforms and false eyelashes.
ITSJEREMYSCOTT: "GOOD DENTAL HYGINE IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT NO MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE." EVEN IF YOU GET CAUGHT IN A BLIZZARD WITH A TROUPE OF CANNIBALS ARMED WITH BUZZSAWS, BRUSH YOUR TEETH. IT'S ONLY POLITE.
prabalgurung: "omg the oprah effect>" Congrats, kiddo. You've made it!
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