Twitter Troll: Face Pendants, Designer Diapers, And LiLo's Birthday Punch

iD_magazine: "Legendary Parisian store Colette pops up in Hoxton Square at the KK Outlet! Open until 28 August." Karl's already got a pendant, but now the rest of the menagerie can get in on it, too!
pitchforkmedia: "Get eMusic's free Pitchfork Music Festival sampler, with Broken Social Scene, Best Coast, Loacal Natives, WHY?, more" Always down for free music. Dreamin' of Chicago already.
glamourdotcom: "We're all friends here, right? Then let's chat about bacne--and the cheapie little product that'll help take care of it!" Nope, don't ever want to talk about bacne. But thanks for the tip!
marieclaire: "first, their were bridal diapers. now, there are designer baby diapers. what's next?" Is this just a ploy to condition our young into pantslessness early on?
lindsaylohan: "A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason" Happy Birthday, LiLo!