Twitter Troll: Elmo Gets Assaulted, Ford Gets Feisty, And Avatar Porn Becomes A Reality

womensweardaily: "Looks from Pierre Cardin's runway show http://www.twitpic.com/2t0p9p #pfw" We're digging these gravity-defying skirts from Paris Fashion Week.
moxsie: "Okay, seriously, who the flip punches Elmo?? http://moxs.ie/aV2Lch" Elmo won the court case. Lesson learned? Don't mess with a monster from the street.
fordmodels: "L.A. has a fashion weekend? Isn't that two days too long? We're here all week. Loves, ya, L.A." There's a 2-drink minimum to attend Ford Models' stand up act. Get your tix now!
Gawker: "A Guide to Celebrity Rehab Centers http://gawker.com/5650757/" Interestingly enough, Lilo is listed as a famous graduate of 3/7 rehabs. Now there's a selling point.
PerezHilton: "The #Avatar porn parody trailer is here! And it's mostly SFW http://bit.ly/9aAjNU" We wonder if they'll make an IMAX version...
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