Twitter Troll: Botox on Sale, How to Party Crash, and the Year in NSFW

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models: "It seems 2009 was a very naked year : http://bit.ly/7x0MGg" A very naked year indeed. BTW, the smiley face was an addition by us, in case your boss is lurking behind your shoulder or something. Hi, boss!
Fashionista_com: "press release about a botox sample sale = ew" We'll trade you a botox press release for a spray tan party one we just received.
Starworks: "Just arrived at the "Dogs in Vogue" event in London. So many cute puppies have already arrived!" Someone just make the "bitch" joke, and let's move on.
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LaForce_Stevens: "Leslie Stevens talks the party crashing phenomenon: http://tinyurl.com/yaqr4rt" Things that will get you kicked out fast: Being rude, not making eye contact, and—unsurprisingly—being a 40 year old creepy looking man.
KimmyStolz: "Hmm. Today I have a law school interview, a modeling casting, and an interview with Rocawear. Wtf am I going to wear?? Outfit changes???" A pantsuit that converts into a leather jacket. Take the pants part off for the Rocawear interview.
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