Twitter Troll: A 20 Foot Anne V, Standarde Nightmares, and Rachel Zoe's Purse Debris

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annevyalitsyna: "Omg!Nothing more exciting than having a huge billboard in the middle of soho! Even I'm almost naked in it..who cares http://tweetphoto.com/5710398" Brava, lady!
papermagazine: "Disappointed with New York re: gay marriage, and the eight democrats who voted against it" Watch this.
InStyle: "The hottest celebrity hairstyles of 2009! http://ow.ly/HV3u" We'll save you the trouble, and just let you know that according to hot celebrities, if you do not have bangs, you probably should just admit yourself to Social Hair Pariah-land.
StanDarde: "Is it normal to have nightmares about not being able to tell the difference between Mary-Kate and Ashley?" As normal as it is for hotels to have dreams.
mrbradgoreski: "Also @rzrachelzoe was looking for a diamond on a platinum chain and lo and behold she remembered she had one in her wallet. R u kidding me?" We'll trade you our loose tic tacs and spare change for what's on the bottom of Rachel's wallet.
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